why do i even bother putting on panties in the morning
Daughter: Hey mom, I like this band-
Me: omg I'm so sorry.
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping.
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's all downhill from there.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Me: Shh, it's already done. There's no turning back.
Sunday, August 31, 2014 with 2,357 notes